thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

paulwelsey:

Get to know me meme - [3/5] favorite tv shows: Supernatural.

‟We’ve got work to do”
  • me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
  • me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
  • me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive
  • wehidebehindstars:

    peachvenom:

    periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

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“To Harry Potter – the boy who lived!”

    “To Harry Potter – the boy who lived!”

    liamdryden:

ichbinerica:

Let’s just take a bit to thank the good lord of Cosplay for making this a reality

more like DAANG

    liamdryden:

    ichbinerica:

    Let’s just take a bit to thank the good lord of Cosplay for making this a reality

    more like DAANG

    winchester87:

    luuloo13:

    Ur welcome 💕

    It’s baaaack

    idonegaffedit:

    i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

    If you don’t think British Comedy is just some beautiful bullshit…

    primadorton:

    Then I just, come on…

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    "I am not getting stabbed in the name of science."